The menu

Naan’s wild cousin that parties with cheese and green chilli

Hot, crunchy, and gone too soon — just like your willpower

The OG bar snack, now with a personality crisis

Light, loud, and full of drama — like your last situationship

Tangy. Spicy. Flirty. Will 100% ghost you after

Spicy. Crispy. Confused. Just like you on a Saturday night

Buttered, salted, and slightly suspicious. Plain, cheese or peri peri

Potato chips or tapioca chips

Fresh, crunchy, guilt-free chaos

Sh*t that hits the tava. You hit the table.

Paneer that brings the heat

Shrooms sizzling with street cred

They crunch, they gush — sound familiar?

Gym bro smoked with flavour gains. Peshawari or Amritsari

Pickled shrooms that flirt with fire

Plants pretending to be bad boys

Deep-fried drama queens

Scrambled eggs. But off-duty.

Lasooni, pepper or chilli

For the real ones who know what’s up

Fiery tawa, Chettinad style heat

Desi masala, dairy drama included

It’s a no-brainer. (Get it?)

Olive this combo, tbh

Mild tikka, major flavour flex

Desi herb, grilled bird, full flavour

Herby, juicy, weirdly addictive

You. This. A beer. Let’s go

Can’t go wrong

Leg day never tasted better

Bombay’s crunchiest sea-side fling

Flatbread folded like your weekend plans

Heavier, meatier, and more questionable choices

Paneer tikka, achari mushroom tikka, dahi kebab, veg seekh kebab, cheesy mushroom rolls

Celery chicken tikka, chicken-olive sheek, curry leaf chicken tikka, creamy chicken tikka, mutton sheek

Rustic AF. Great with roti. Better with regrets.

Bold masala, louder vegetables

Hot kadai, hotter paneer

India’s answer to everything

Paneer tangled in tomato-onion-capsicum drama

Desi scramble, no eggs involved

Popeye would swipe right

Soft balls, bold gravy, no apologies

The warm hug you didn’t ask for

Slow-cooked cuddle in a bowl

A proper desi fixer-upper

Smooth, rich, and possibly better than your date

Unnecessarily indulgent. Just like you.

Greens, but make it gravy

Smoked, spiced, shredded chicken fix

Mildly spiced, majorly addictive

Kashmiri spice and everything nice

Slow-cooked, fast-gone

Shellfish. Shameless. Sensational.

Basic, but buttered

Choose your fighter

Tissue? No baby, it’s edible

Layers like your therapy sessions

Small but savage

No drama, just hot fluff

Chill. Humble. Underrated.

Rice, spice & veggie nice

Yes, it exists. No, we won’t fight.

King of the carbs. Bow down

Old school chill with noodle swag

Classic. Sticky. Impossible to share.